Also today is my 2 year tumblr anniversary
HOW COME NOBODY TELLS ME WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY??
I JUST WALKED THROUGH MY HOUSE IN A SPORTS BRA SINGING THE OPENING SONG TO THE LION KING AND MY SISTER HAS TWO BOYS OVER.
JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE
made a good first impression you cultured sex thing
if anybody’s wondering, i’m now best friends with both of them and they introduce me to people as ‘the one in the bra that i told you about’
I WAS REWATCHING MONSTERS INC AND SULLEY TELLS MR. WATERNOOSE THAT HE LEARNED FROM THE BEST AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS TRYING TO FLATTER HIS BOSS BY SAYING HE LEARNED IT FROM HIM BUT IN MONSTERS UNIVERSITY WE LEARN THAT HE LEARNED EVERYTHING FROM MIKE HE WAS CALLING MIKE THE BEST